Language is a funny thing.
Try to bear that in mind while you are reading this post and, if you are so inclined, chortle out a chuckle every now and then.
*WARNING: Unplanned digression in five…four…*
Enough ellipses already. I’m like totally down with the kids. Lolz.
As an aside I just typed the word post and for some reason my weird internal Libre Office predictive text thingamawotsit keeps suggesting I say post-office-cum-shop.
Normally I’d be like that’s so on fleek but like I totally can’t remember like even scribing it.