For Your Consideration

Language is a funny thing.

Try to bear that in mind while you are reading this post and, if you are so inclined, chortle out a chuckle every now and then.

*WARNING: Unplanned digression in five…four…*

Enough ellipses already. I’m like totally down with the kids. Lolz.

As an aside I just typed the word post and for some reason my weird internal Libre Office predictive text thingamawotsit keeps suggesting I say post-office-cum-shop.

Obvs.

Normally I’d be like that’s so on fleek but like I totally can’t remember like even scribing it.

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A Brave Reality Check

When I get to the hindsight stage of this post I will no doubt reflect that I should have stuck to my original text which was moaning and complaining about the creative embers* in my head.

(* for reference these are created when the brain goes into a bit of a panic about an unused or unnoticed creative spark and pours creative juices over it leaving a smoldering, confused ember in its stead. The brain is an amazing organ but it’s a stickler for health and safety when there’s the chance of a naked flame.)

Too late now. I’m going in another direction.

Somewhere in between the cooking channels on satellite television there is a vacuum.

I know because I just saw it.

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