Remember that thing we did last Thursday? Y’know the one about writing a story inspired by the phrase “if that was in the Olympics you’d win gold”? Sure you do! In fact you’ve hardly been able to draw breath such is your mounting excitement at the literary possibilities.
Anyway. While you’re all breathless and stuff waiting for some decent stories from proper writers, here’s something I knocked together.
What do you mean it isn’t Thursday? It’s Thursday somewhere buddy…
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“You’re home early.”
“Yeah.”
“How was your day?”
“Y’know. The usual. Meetings. Misery. The building burned down.”