“But isn’t she…?”
“Christ! Don’t give me that bullshit. Every girl who ignores you is a lesbian in your book.”
“Fair point, but that wasn’t what I was going to ask.”
“Heard she was seeing that weird guy from accounts.”
“Just a rumour. Kills me to be the one to break it to you though.”
“Lying bastard. Made your morning more like.”
“No! On a scale of one to certain-messenger-death this is right up there on the top end.”
“Pleasant though it is to contemplate you keeling over into your pint I’ll stick to my initial assessment.”
“Quite a looker though.”
“Sure. Tits like a…”
“Unbelievable. Very seldom do you disappoint when it comes to cheapening something. Why can’t you get it into your brain that, on occasion, something other than a crap line is the right choice?
“X-rays have so far been inconclusive, but I’ll ask them to scan my entire supporting-a-loved-up-buddy cortex next time they beam me up.”
“You are such an arsehole.”
“Zach, lighten up…look who just walked in…”
BIG thanks to the really rather excellent Shannon Noel Brady for the idea that prompted this story. 26 sentences, start the first one with A and proceed through to Z. Give it a shot – would love to see what you guys come up with. Great idea and lots of fun – thanks Shannon!
Header image: By Pierre Lindenbaum – Own work, CC BY-SA 3.0, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=16877344